Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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