i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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