I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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