ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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