I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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