You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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