I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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