She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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