ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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