Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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