He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Dear god my vagina.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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