Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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