I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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