it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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