Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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