Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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