the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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