I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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