my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
