Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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