You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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