You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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