i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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