Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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