didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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