Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
this just has baby written all over it
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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