This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
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i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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