My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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