glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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