You can't special order awesome
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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