He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
and she was petting her beer can
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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