the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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