just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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