oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Randomize
