There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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