well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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