Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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