Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we have pet lesbian snakes
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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