just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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