It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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