Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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