i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
