You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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