Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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