i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You can make out without kissing
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