We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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