white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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