I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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