he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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