how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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