'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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