Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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