great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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