u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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